It couldn’t have been done any better by a professional comedian. The way Wes Welker referenced feet when answering questions from reporters during yesterday’s press conference had me in tears. He didn’t crack a smile once. How, I don’t know. I wouldn’t have gotten through the first sentence if I were him. It was extremely dry humor and perfectly executed. So much that I’m not sure the reporters even caught on while it was happening. Watch here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCb17psf8A to see Wes Welker reference feet in some way or another 10 separate times, obviously having a little fun with the videos that recently leaked of New York Jets coach Rex Ryan and his wife where they display their foot fetish. Consider yourself served, Ryan. Just 2 weeks into 2011, the bar has been set very high for the funniest sports interview of the year.