Only Charles Barkley could get away with delivering crude advice to Brett Favre and come away unscathed. Barkley apparently had choice words for Favre during an appearance on Birminham’s WJOX regarding the Favre - Jenn Sterger harassment case and it sure had nothing to do with legal advice.

If the topic is worthy you can be sure “The Round Mound of Rebound” has a say!

Via Fanhouse:

*First things first: Charles wants you to know that he’s against sexual harassment. That said, he thinks this is a “witch hunt against Brett Favre from the beginning” because Sterger “never said she was sexually harassed. … If she had said that it would be totally different.” *

  • ”… But let me tell you something,” Sir Charles continued. “I don’t know Brett Favre, but Brett Favre is just a freak, apparently. … My biggest problem with this whole Brett Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. *

  • “Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of the other porn stars,” Barkley observed. “If you’re going to send a picture of your junk to a woman it should be humongous. It can’t be small … that’s one of the ten commandments.”*

Check out an audio clip from the interview HERE

Barkley also had a hilarious interview with David Letterman on the subject - **you can check that out HERE. **

Thanks for the advice, Charles! Maybe Favre skipped that class in high school or something.

Barkley is excellent at dishing out advice, of course. Remember his tirade about not being a role-model?

Here’s a refresher:

I think the media demands that athletes be role models because there’s some jealousy involved. It’s as if they say, this is a young black kid playing a game for a living and making all this money, so we’re going to make it tough on him. And what they’re really doing is telling kids to look up to someone they can’t become, because not many people can be like we are. Kids can’t be like Michael Jordan.

You know what? How about a few more awesome quotes from Sir Charles himself:

  • On one of Nate Robinson’s dunks during All Star weekend: “Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!”

  • *If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. *

  • *I don’t care what people think. people are stupid. *

  • *I love New York City; I’ve got a gun. *

  • “I got superstar treatment. Everyone else got bologna and water. I got bologna and milk (while in a Milwaukee jail).”

- “I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that’s all that golf is - then you are officially fat.”

  • “Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while.”

Thank you, Chuckster. I can always rely on you to deliver the daily funny.

Keep up the great work.